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Big girl,
She chased a rabbit out of sight.
Big girl,
She Knows how to “EAT ME” right.
Big girl,
Or “DRINK ME” if I asked her to.
Big girl,
The rabbit came out of the blue.
Big girl,
She’s growing up and getting down.
 
I don’t know why I’m in this hole,
Got to the bottom and I hit the floor,
We were in a funky corridor,
The walls were filled with doors.
Every door we went through,
A funky creature was waiting for you.
 
She met a very big cat,
He had a very big grin.
I saw  him sitting in a tree.
I saw him grinning at me.
Then the grin was all you could see.
 
Here Pussy.
 
Went to a party had some tea.
The Hatter talks about the Queen.
The hare was late its no surprise,
He had a wild look in his eyes.
The dormouse had to have a snooze,
If you drink too much you loose.
The Hatter counting Beats to time,
Reminds me of a friend of mine,
 
Yo, Count Beat wassup?
 
Ran into the Cheshire cat,
He was floating in the sky.
The cat asked how she liked the Queen.
Alice said the queen was too Extreme.
(Then the queen began to scream.)
 
Off with her head!
 
Then Alice got hold of some cake.
I couldn’t grab none off her plate.
She ate it all before my eyes.
She’s got the munchies all the time.
She met the Queen  of hearts to play,
A game of ‘letrical croquet.
She woke the griffin from his sleep,
Which made the turtle weep.
 
Boo Hoo.
 
Big girl,
She chased a rabbit out of sight.
Big girl,
She Knows how to “EAT ME” right.
Big girl,
Or “DRINK ME” if I asked her to.
Big girl,
The rabbit came out of the blue.
Big girl,
She’s growing up and getting down.
 
I don’t know why I’m in this hole,
Got to the bottom and I hit the floor,
We were in a funky corridor,
The walls were filled with doors.
Every door we went through,
A freaky creature was waiting for you.
Down the hatch.
 
Quite Right!
 
Gobble de goo.
.
 
What was that ?
 
Get Down!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
BIG CAT.
BIG GRIN.
 
Grinning.
 
 
Purr.
 
Ice Tea.
God save the Queen.
SHOCK!
Good God!
 
Too many brews.
 
 
 
Chillin’
 
FAT CAT.
Kitty in the sky.
Too Extreme!
Too Extreme!
TOO EXTREME!
 
OFF WITH HER HEAD!
 
 
Good God Girl!
Gobble de Goo.
God save the Queen.
‘letric ‘letric ‘letrical.
 
 
 
 
Boo Hoo.
 
 
Down the hatch.
 
Quite Right!
 
Gobble de goo.
 
What was that ?
 
Get Down!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
We mean it man!
A Thousand Eyes - Graham, N.C. May, 2008
Many thanks to Bob Keg for his inimitable vocal contribution to this song.
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