(You Just Caught) A SMiley Virus

You just caught a SMiley Virus.

You tell yourself you've seen better days.

Don't be alarmed it's only a phase.

Play it down don't over-react.

No need to have a heart attack.

Though you feel a little sick,

You know it might be a spell.

She makes you hot just crossin’ the room.

She makes you hot as Hell… Baby

You just caught a SMiley Virus.

You tell yourself  she's playin’ with you,

But there's nothing you can do.

You see her face everywhere you go.

She's got you on the killing floor.

But this just might be a trick.

And she’s a really sweet treat.

Her honey drips just crossin’ the room.

She's hungry for your meat… Baby!

You just caught a SMiley Virus.

You caught the big one, man,

And she's got you on the run.

You just caught a SMiley Virus,

While you thought you were having fun…

OW! That might leave a mark.

That's no way to have fun, son.

If I knew you were that kind of girl,

I would not take out my gun… Baby!

You just caught a SMiley Virus.

You tell yourself it can't happen to you.

It isn't fair, but what can you do?

Break it off before it's too late.

You might die on your first date.

Now you know it's getting bad.

She's with you all of the time.

She wants to introduce Dad.

He's her partner in cryme… Achey

You just caught a SMiley Virus.

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